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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

and the dialog went something like this:

McD's: Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

White Trash: Ya, gimme some chiken macnuggits.

McD's: I'm sorry miss, we are not serving Mac-Nuggets at the moment may I interest you in an order of fries or an apple pie? Careful, the filling is extremely hot.

White Trash: I don want no F***'n fries B****! Iz wants me a sum McNuggits! Now gets me some McNuggits!

McD's: I'm sorry miss, we are not offering Mac-Nuggets at this time perhaps you would care for our Premium Bacon Ranch Salad or Fruit and Walnut salad - here at MacDonald's we are committed to providing good, wholesome food at a fair and reasonable price.

White Trash: B****! I don want no F***'n salads! Iz wants my nuggits!!!! Now whoz azz do I has to kicks to gets me some?

McDs: I'm sorry miss, Mac-Nuggets are not offered at this moment, perhaps I can interest you in our Yogurt Parfait or our Apple Dippers?

White Trash: WHAT THE F***! Gimme sum nuggits or Iz gonna come threw dat winder and show you what you can do wit dos apples!!!.....Hay!......I won't be ignored! Iz got rights!!!!..................The customa is always right and Iz wants my nuggits right now!!!.....................Don't make me come on out afta yo azz................oh ya! Ya dats it B*****! Now we tusslin......Hay, DON'T YOU JAM MY FINGAS IN DIS WINDER! B*****! F****'N B*****!..................Here, take dat!!!


Smash....

White Trash: Dang, now I need a new cell phone...


McD's: Welcome to MacDonald's, may I take your order....

now i've gone & burned myself spewing hot coffee out of my nose - who can i sue