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Originally Posted by cashflyer
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I want to polish the pedals on my wheels.
I want to polish the petals on my wheels.
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man who ride bicycle through flowerbed
get petals on pedals and curse
using flowery prose
i want to polish my polish
(i'm going to poland recently)
polls show poles have poles
up their butts, re dressing properly
so, must buy suit - tough to find
suit to suit poles
(picking suit not my strong suit)
told clerk i need pole suiting suit
he said "you mean pole "sitting" suit"
i said "no i don't, you irritating sunnova bilfitch!"
and left
