[pwd72s]

> cake or bed ???
>
> a husband is at home watching a
> football game when his wife interrupts,
>
> honey,
> could you fix the light in the hallway?
> it's been flickering for weeks now.
>
> he looks at her and says angrily,
> fix the lights now?
> does it look like i have
> ge written on my forehead?
> i don't think so.
>
> fine,
>
> then the wife asks,
> well then, could you fix the fridge door?
> it won't close right
>
> to which he replied,
> fix the fridge door?
> does it look like i have westinghouse
> written on my forehead?
> i don't think so
>
> fine, she says
> then you could at least fix the steps
> to the front door?
> they are about to break
>
> i'm not a carpenter and i don't
> want to fix steps
> he says, does it look like i have
> ace hardware written on my forehead?
> i don't think so
> i've had enough of you.
> i'm going to the bar!!!!
>
> so he goes to the bar and drinks for a
> couple of hours..............................
>
> he starts to feel guilty about how
> he treated his wife, and decides
> to go home
>
> as he walks into the house he notices
> that the steps are already fixed.
>
> as he enters the house , he sees the
> hall light is working
>
> as he goes to get a beer, he notices
> the fridge door is fixed.
>
> honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?
> she said, well, when you left i sat
> outside and cried.
>
> just then a nice young man asked me
> what was wrong, and i told him.
>
> he offered to do all th e repairs, and
> all i had to do was either
> go to bed with him or bake a cake.
>
> he said,
> so what kind of cake did you bake?
>
> she replied,
> hellooooo..
> do you see betty crocker written
> on my forehead?
> i don't think so!