[sammyg2]

LOL good comments.
Does it stick to your fur?
Did you make stew out of it?


5 guys go on a fishing trip and decide that they will draw straws and the person with the shortest straw has to do all the cooking and cleaning and be the beotch while the others fish all week.
The only way out of this is if someone complains about the food. While the four lucky ones go out fishing, the man left behind decides on a plan to get out of his duties.
He goes into the woods and gets some bear poo, and makes a stew that is about 25% bear poo. The fishermen come back for dinner, after having an amazing day of fishing, and sit down for the stew. Everyone makes a face as they eat it but no one says anything.
The next day the man left behind makes a stew that is 50% bear poo. The fisherman return with another boatload of fish and sit down for the stew.
Again, despite sick looking faces and more than a little nausea, they say nothing.
On the third day, the cook gathers up all the bear poo and makes a stew that is 100% bear poo. The fishermen come back from their best day yet and sit down to eat.
After the first spoonful one of the fishermen throws down his spoon and yells ‘This stew tastes exactly like bear poo! …but it's just the way I like it!’