[RKDinOKC]

There was a show on called Corner Gas. The gas station guy would take a weeks vacation sitting in a lawn chair out in the field by the gas station with a cooler of beer and a book. He would tell everyone he had travelled to all kinds of exotic places and send post cards back to the station. If anyone tried to talk to him he would act like they weren't there or just quote his post card.

Feel like doing that today for my brithday day off, I've already got 3 calls from work.