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Uh oh. I am wearing my sperrys right now. With no socks! Gasp!

Sid the reverse happens when you wear these type of outfits. It shows that you have the confidence to not care what anyone else has to say. And if they do, eff em. You will have people asking you where you bought the shirt, chicks APPROACHING you, and generally it makes people happy to be around you.

I wasn't looking to get laid, just hanging out with some friends having a good time. I am too interested in College Football to care to get laid on a Saturday in the Fall.

I do what I want.