If we're including non-Pelican threads, here are some.
Moron flushes out his engine with WATER:
I'm done with this car! - MustangForums.com
Moron puts NOS Energy drink into his motorcycle gas tank, thinking it's octane booster:
Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com
Moron ArmorAlls the tires on his Lexus ("Jet Fockin' Black"), then crashes it in the rain:
Crashed my Baby - my.IS - Lexus IS Forum
How do I change my blinker fluid?:
VWVortex.com - Blinker fluid??