[Jeff Higgins]

I often wonder how they get along without a man around the house. No one to do the basic maintenance, no one to do the heavy yard work, no one to make the sound, rational decisions. They must get absolutely screwed whenever they bring the car in for service (thank god Soobs don't need much), go to the hardware store, get plumbing estimates, new tires, or whatever. There are simply aspects of modern life that are still very much a "man's world" that they must really struggle with. Yet it all comes so easy to us. Maybe that's why they hate us. 'Cause they know, in the end, they're still gonna get screwed by one of us.