[Superman]

Ventriloquist visits an indian tribe. Chatting with the Chief, he decides to have some fun. "I can make your horse talk" he says.

"Horse no talk" says Chief.

Ventriloquist turns to the horse and asks him how he's treated. Horse says "Great. Chief rides me every day, lets me eat alfalfa, brushes me after each ride."

Ventriloquist says he can make Chief's dog talk also. "Dog no talk" says Chief.

Ventriloquist asks the dog about his treatment. Dog says "Very good. Chief feeds me good meat, lets me have LOTS of bones. Pets me every day."

Ventriloquist says he can make Chief's sheep talk too. Chief says "Sheep lie. Sheep lie!"