[Eric Coffey]

Originally Posted by jyl

i guess what i'm getting at is, there is 5 linear feet of otc pain/fever/headache pills at the drugstore, the advertising is all a bunch of emotional manipulation, how does someone rationally decide what to take for
- a bad headache: jack daniels & ketamine on the rocks.
- a fever and body aches: powdered dilaudid snorted off a hooker's ass.
- a painful back or leg or other muscle: heroin, injected straight into your eye.
- a painful joint: bi-lateral morphine iv with dual pc buttons.
- other: well, i'm feeling no pain with this paulaner märzen.

:d