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Programmer joke
One day, a programmer's wife tells her husband: "Dear, we've run out of bread, so go and buy two loaves. Oh, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen."
The programmer nods, commits the list to memory and leaves for the store.
After a while he returns with twelve loaves of bread. "Why the hell did you buy all this bread?" asks the wife; and the programmer answers "They had eggs."
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