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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: West of Seattle
Posts: 4,718
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.
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