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Originally Posted by Por_sha911 View Post
A computer software specialist, hardware specialist, and salesman were riding in a brand new car when the car got a flat tire. All three got out and started to discuss what it would take to fix it.
The software fellow said it needed to re-flash the onboard computer chip.
The hardware fellow said it needed to be upgraded to higher performance parts.
The salesman looked at them in disbelief and said "Are you guys nuts? Obviously the car is outdated and needs a complete replacement!"
Stupid people. They needed to open the doors. Get out. Close all of the doors and windows. Turn off the car, then turn it back on again.
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