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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
Posts: 55,652
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Q) If you and your buddies are watching the game and your wife walks in from the kitchen and starts beotching at you, what did you do wrong?
A) you made her chain too long.
Why do brides wear white at the wedding?
The dishwasher is supposed to match the fridge.
Did you hear they finally found the cure for nymphomania?
It's called wedding cake.
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