The image has nothing to do with "antique can opener"???? Are you serious?
Well here's the breakdown:
(1) - First thought, I'd like to open her can. Certainly that is related. Highly correlated due to the simple fact both share 2/3 of the search parameters.
(2) - Second thought, if I met Jennifer, I could think of no better ice-breaker than to ask, "Would you like to check out my can opener...". Again high correlation.
(3) - Cans have expiration dates, I suspect Jennifer is still going to be fresh even at the ripe age of "toothless" and hence I would still like to open that can. Definitely correlated.
I'd say Google returned a bullseye on this example. No?
Cross-correlations? I bet if you called Jennifer right now and asked her, she's into men who BBQ, know how to use BBQ accessories, and have a BBQ apron which makes one look like a black-smith.
I beg, tell me I am not alone in my thought process!