[strupgolf]

Jim Smith died last night and went to heaven. St Peter was there waiting for him and said Hi Jim, glad you're up here, welcome. Jim said thanks and started looking around at all the beauty before him. He said "I can do anything I want, go anywhere I want, and all that", right? St Peter said it's all yours. Jim said he was curious and just wanted to take a look at hell, just to see what it was like. St Peter said sure; go to the elevator, push DOWN and when the door opens, look around but DONT GET OFF. So Jim goes down and the door opens and all of a sudden, it's snowing a blizzard, it windy, and its freezing. Jim said enough of this and went back up. St Peter asked him how everything went. Jim explained all he saw and just then, St Peter stood up and said, 'Oh no, did the Cubs just win the world series.