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Dog-faced pony soldier
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A Rock Surrounded by a Whole lot of Water
Posts: 34,187
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"Dumb as a sack of hammers" (one of my faves that I use regularly)
"Smoother than sliding your c*ck into oiled virgin teen p*ssy" (a former co-worker's line - very crass but made me laugh)
"Like trying to herd cats" (another one I use somewhat regularly, usually in reference to my staff)
"As reliable as a 74 Buick"
"Handles like a greased pig on a linoleum floor" (in reference to just about any American muscle car)
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards
Black Cars Matter
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