[M.D. Holloway]

'The supreme paradox of all thought is its attempt to discover something that thought cannot think.'

'As sweet as 2AM on Prom night.'

'Even damnation is poisoned with rainbows.'

'If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.'

'Tighter than a ducks arse...and thats water tight.'

'If it doesn't kill me it will make me stronger.'

'If you come to a fork in the road, take it.'

'You can lead a horse to water but that doesn't make him a duck.'

'The difference between Prime Rib and Roadkill is perspective.'

'All cats are gray in the dark.'

'One mans b*tch is another mans.'

'Praise the Lord now pass the apple sauce.'

'The person you thought you were is always better then the one you were.'