[M.D. Holloway]

So we got a call last night that one of the lil kiddos that our lil'st one plays with - she has head lice. Now these folks are top-draw, clean people. The girl is always very well dressed and doesn't appear dirty or anything. I always thought head lice was for the Appellations or trailer park trash but I guess it can inflict anyone regardless of personal hygiene?

Anybody have any experience with this critters? How do you know you got them? How do you get rid of them?

I'm freaking out a bit. The kid was over this weekend. I told my wife to Lysol everything and wash the pillows and linens on the sanitary cycle (takes 2 hours for just the wash!)

Now my scalp is itching!