[M.D. Holloway]

'More F**k'd up than a soup sandwich."

'More F**k'd up than a N*ggr's checkbook.' (not mine but hear it a bunch down South)

'I don't know if I should ***** or go bowling.'

'I'll F*ck next Tuesday out of you!'

'I'm gonna beat you like you owe me money!'

'Beats being dragged by the balls down a dirt road but not by much.'

'Not bad for a boy from Oklahoma...'

'The only excuse that makes any sorta sense is that he is from Louisiana.'