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Shamelessly taken from another forum, complete w/ green text.



Someone stated here that I cant buy my groceries at Walmart. Only other chain grocery store in my area is Kroger. They are union owned and they treat the elderly employees unfairly so I dont shop there. We have a few discount places where you buy canned corn that falls through the tines on the fork when you try to eat it or canned greenbeans that only have the ends still left on them. I was unaware that all the food I buy at Walmart was genetically modified. I figure my local resturants use the same brand canned goods to prepare their food so now I'm stumped. Its getting dinner time and I am getting hungry. I dont want to poison my body but have no place to buy my food now. I guess I need to take the hippie way out and go on a hunger strike. I cant eat the American grown soybeans in the field across from my house as they spray poison on their plants to keep the weeds down. Cant eat the deer in my area because they eat said soybeans. Oh, I forgot, I cant buy produce from California because they fertalize their fields with human feces. Damn, I'm hungry. Please help before I starve to death.