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Cold as Witches tit in brass brassier
Nervous as a long tail cat in room full of rockers
Nervous as a whore in church
Nervous as a pig in a sausage facctory
Scared s__tless
Ugly as homeaid sin
\I'll be on you like white on rice
So coonass you can look at a rice feild and know how much gravy it takes to cover it
SO stupid could poor piss out of a boot if instructions were on the bottom
So broke aint even got a window to throw it out of
Sore as a 2 bit whore that had a $100 night
So ugly could scare the stink off a gut wagon
Tight as dicks hatband,
So tight could crap out a diamond
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