[vash]

my wife has a friend..that religious zealot chick. cute, but quirky as all get out. i have gotten into the routine of changing her motor oil in her prius. she drives 7000 miles every two months!! she lives several cities away, and has a 38 mile, bay area commute out to my place. i usually time it around dinner or lunch so the ladies can all catch up and yenta it up.

but she is rarely on time!! yesterday really irked me. my wife's family wanted to take us out for my wife's breakfast birthday thing. we politely declined because the zealot was showing up at my home at 1:00pm, and a late breakfast would have cut it to close. 1 passes, 2 oclock comes and goes, 3 oclock...poof! she shows up at 3:30 with a "sorry i'm late". and it started raining! EFF! i quickly change her oil. she knew i was annoyed so i let her have it. i told her i didnt appreciate her tardiness, and hated sitting around the house on my only free day waiting for her ass. my wife left me alone to blast her. i followed up with an email telling her that i feel her tardiness sends me a clear message, "her time is more important than my time!"

that is it..no more oil changes. she didnt even bring enough oil, and i had to dig into my stash. BS! done.

I agreed to help this time, because the zealot was on my wife's portland roadtrip and payed for 80% of my wife's expenses as a b-day gift. i did it for my wife.