[Loomis]

I haven't changed a strange girl's oil since college. It was sorta a quid pro quo thing. Same with moving their apartments. Guys with pickup trucks get suckered all the time by girls.

Back to oil changes, some dealers can do it for close to the cost of buying the oil retail, so it's not much of a money saver unless it's a car you care about, as opposed to an electric appliance.