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HAHHAHA. i dont know when i became the family's "muscle". my wife's young cousin. very very cute. affluent family is in taiwan. they sent the kids here to finish up college, and start a new life. well, the oldest cousin got the typical college job, and met a guy. the dude is undocumented. she is fully legit with a green card. they are moving in together, and soon to be married (i heard january!!).

they want me to talk to him to find out if is is honorable. wtf? not even my cousin! i am protective of all the young ladies in my new extended family, but this girl reminds me of ...well..ME! hot headed and head strong..i dont think there is any turning her.

i hope she is on birth control. her dad is about to turn into a chain smoking, alcoholic worrying about this mess.

i am a total cynic. she tells me stories about him, and i can tell he is lying. but she believes him. example. he says his family is rich back in mexico..but he sends his mom $300 per month. he gave her a "family heirloom" that has his name on it. he said it was his grandma's and has been in the family for many years..yea whatever. he says he has $150k ready to buy a home, but he lives in a studio with three other guys...

lord, i hope i never have any daughters. at least not any good looking ones.