[bivenator]

So I'm at a halloween party on Saturday night, the drinks are flowing, lots of merriment and slutty witches when it happened. The stuffed jalepeno incident. Frozen stuffed jalepenos are removed from the oven and the insides are molten lava hot. My buddy grabs one and gives it a bite at the same time a joke is told. This confluence of events created a catastrophy. The biter realizing the molten goo is still super hot, bites the pepper in half at the exact moment the punchline is delivered. This causes him to give an extra hard chomp with a bit of forward head pitch. The molten goo is sqeezed from the backside of the pepper popper and the contents make an insanely slow mid air arc to the fantastic cleavage of the woman standing in front of him. She screams, we howl and the battle is on over who gets to remove the goo from her cleavage.
It was indeed a money shot to remember.