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Originally Posted by Heel n Toe
Hilarious.  And it reminds me of a story my bud Dennis told me about taking his wife out to dinner and while eating their salads, he chomps down on one of those cherry tomatoes.
He was rockin' a big smile and making a cartoon moment out of putting it into his mouth and it burst open and shot the contents straight across the table and hit her in the eye. |
I had the same experience but I was on a flight from O'Hare to LGA coming back from a convention and back when they served food. I was kidding with a friend I was traveling with after a few bloodies. I put the cheery tomato into my mouth and squeezed it between my teeth, just then I turned back to straight ahead and the seeds and juice shot out of the tomato and hit the guy in the seat in front of me in the back of the head. He didn't realize it and we didn't tell him. We just sat there and laughed our asses off, followed that off with a couple more bloodies.
When I see my friend we still laugh about it today and it has to be almost 30 years ago. Those were the good old days of three martini lunches and liberal expense accounts.