[ODDJOB UNO]

well now that ya mention it.........................


black bears have been found(by surprise) no more than 4-5 miles as the crow flys from where i sit. usually thats during drought conditions where they come down from higher elevations despite hotter temps and go after the prickly pear berries.


now for here since the last ursus horriblis was taken on the blue river bordering new messiko(yes they were native) in 1920, i dont have to worry too much about uncle grizzily.



butt where we fish and varmint hunt on the rez and over in the gila, we not only have to worry, but its a dead nutz gurrantee we are going to have to deal with THEM, usually sooner or later. like right off the porch. and IT AINT FUN!


and it aint the movies.



and i aint the " bear whisperer".


and yes, me and wifey have come upon mommy bear and the (2) lil baby bears and it aint FUN EITHER!



so my choices:


i give up the great outdoors, and sit in front of the puter all day and the TV and eat bon bons and hand out stooo-pid advice for free and get real FAT,


or...........................



i enjoy the outdoors come rain snow shine and deal with them in a smarter manner. and thinking your gonna stop a black bear attack, let alone a brown bear attack with hollowpoints or FMJ or JSP's, well lets just say its a damn good way to become a bear twinkie poo-poo in short order.



and i dont wanna be a "bear twinkie poo-poo."