[Jeff Higgins]

Presidents Obama and Bush found themselves in the same barbershop one afternoon for a haircut and a shave. Sitting at opposite ends of the shop from one another, there was a palpable tension in the air. The two barbers were a bit afraid to even start any small talk, so they did their work in silence.

When they were done, they both grabbed bottles of aftershave from the shelf and began rubbing it on their hands.

"Oh, no - none for me, thank you" said President Obama. "Michelle will think I've been in a whorehouse."

Overhearing that, President Bush exclaimed "go right ahead; I like the smell of that stuff. Besides, Barbara has no idea what the inside of a whorehouse smells like".