I still LOL at some of the engrish translations..But have become a little more humble having spent six weeks this year in China.
I visited China twice, once in May, and then again in Sept. and will be going back in December.
My wife is in China while we wait for the immigration process to slowly proceed, without her, I would have been lost, I can't read any Chinese characters, And can barely ask directions..or order food..She is multi lingual, I spek english and some spanglish..
So I laugh a lot less at these bad translations than I used to.
Still... these are classic, taken at a restaurant on Ghost St in Beijing: