[Rusty Heap]

Actually that oil soaked grease stained lump of crap is exactly what they look like, with all fiberglass lettuce like substance attached.

The look on his face sums it up pretty accurately.

A review I read on the web about the Whack-n-a-Crack Taco:

"the jack in the box taco is an american staple. a friend of mine calls it "camel grains and monkey dirt" which, although completely nonsensical, somehow nicely sums up the filling."