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From a AMG CL ad

If you want a perfect car to take on a date tonight DON'T BUY MY CAR. Just buy any plain old low-mileage North American 560 with documentation for $10k-$14k and then post your stories about how much more money you had to dump in the car on the forum of your choice.


Here you are being offered a chance for a rare car, a 2nd car, a car that wont be your wife's first car, nor your sons (hell, i'd rather burn the car and grill a steak on it then watch it die a slow painful death). This is a car that will require more money. This is NOT a new car. If you're not familiar with the platform, I suggest you do your research before bombarding me with retarded questions.


Disclaimer for the Average Ball Buster: (read only if you are one, if you're not sure about your Ball Buster status, ask a friend, colleague or your wife-s/o) If you saved up $5k over the last year for a car, this car is NOT for you. If you saved $4k for a car over the past year and want me to feel bad for you so I'll sell you the car, buy a Civic, they are cheap and reliable. If you're some ass that expects me to buy into one of your paypal/shipping/scams etc; I'll forward your email and ISP address to the Feds where it belongs.


Disclaimer for the Major Ball Buster: Seriously, whats up with people that email you, "how much" as their reply? It says so in the post!! Seriously, the "how much" guys closest friend is the "more pics?" guy. WTF do you want? I'm selling a car, not a pleasant browsing experience for you. There are plenty of sites where you can get what floats your boat without having to annoy me, a guy that just wants his car going to a good home. So for you Mr. MBB that means, come see it in person and get up off that broken-in chair of yours and leave your home with an intent to buy and NOT BALL BUST! Please feel free to use this useful info for every purchase you make, not just my car.