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Originally Posted by Oh Haha
...BINGO!!!! It's probably about the same as Bag Balm. I'd send you our can but the dog needs it for his butt.  |
Had a GF once, had a chee wah wah named Taco whut was all ways lickin' his butt, drivin' her crazy.
I had an idear ta make him quit doin' thet. Even though he was Messican, that dawg hated hot sauce. So one day I snuk up behind Taco with a squeez bottle of it when he wuz eatin' an' gave him a squirt in the butt. I figgered thet sure wood stop him doin' it.
I dunno if it worked or not. Taco let out a whelp an' shot out thru the screen door like a rocket an' disappeared. I went an' looked fer the dawg, hopin' he hadn't strained hisself (the screen door wuz closed when he shot thru it), but never found him.
The GF wuz devystated an' really pissed at me! I felt tearable an' tried to make up with her by buying her a gift an' she threw me out thru thet same screen door.
I larned thet, however purty ya gift wrap it, don't never give yer GF, or prolly any woman, a jar of bag balm.
