[vash]

this is going to be GOOD!

he called to give my wife his strategy. he wants to brine his turkey in chicken broth!! it told him that was like cannibalism, and he is wasting his money. salt, some sugar, garlic, and peppercorns is all i use.

my MIL is hedging her bets, because she just called me earlier to ask me to cook a side-dish and some braised lambshank..huh? i guess my dish is "plan B". i ordered a probe thermometer for my BIL, and will deliver it today. he was going to buy the turkey next week..but i reminded him the bird is frozen solid..
maybe i should introduce him to Alton Brown.

i am going to cook my food the night before..remove the excess fat..and relax with a martini the next day..

i think i just heard my wife wrestle mash potatoes from BIL because he said, small red potatoes make the best mash, because they are so creamy..oh o!