[mjohnson]

Moving on snow is moving on snow.

Good skiers are good carvers are good boarders are good carvers are good monoskiers (??!?).

It's all fun until the slope stops. Then you need snowshoes or freeheel skis. Snowshoes require other crap and freeheel skis need nothing. Therefore logic clearly shows that freeheel/Telemark skiers are the king of the hill.

As long as the snow is good.

As long as there's good weed (?).

As long as the alpine skiers will wait for the slow hippies.

As long as you don't submit to the corporatist paradigm of speed over soul.

As long as ya'll will wait for me? I've almost got my heel piece engaged... Hey, hold that lift... I'll be there in a sec...

(while skis beat for moving over snow, if I was only riding a lift and could do neither starting out -- I'd snowboard) (I tele, and I'm ashamed for what I just said...)