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Originally Posted by nynor
there were a few cat killings about five years ago, here, in salt lake city, practically downtown. all the cats were horribly mutilated, eviscerated, etc. there were rewards out for the 'perp(s)'. finally, someone got the bright idea that maybe the cats were being killed by another animal. so, after about two years of fretting about a crazed cat killer, it was found that there were at least two foxes living in the area and killing pet cats for practice, or something.
anyway....
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