Too funny.
"I think I will go flying - in just a trench coat and lacy undies."
(Had I advised her, I would have replaced the dog in her lap with a - pussy cat.)
I can see the offers ($$$) pouring in now from - Larry King, Oprah, O' Reilly, The View ..."Come - sit Tammy and tell us about your terrible ordeal and abuse."
The "average woman" would have been yelling/demanding to be handed a coat or a blanket and raging at such treatment.
(Me thinks Tammy likes exhibitionism just a little toooo much.)