[Z-man]

I am sure that others will want to add to the list, so here goes my contribution:

26. A man must never acknowledge there are more than the following colors: red, green, yellow, blue, and black & white. The color purple may be referred to only if speaking of a sports teams uniforms, as in the Minnesota Vikings. Words like lavender and topue and eggshell must never be spoken of as colors, or acknowledged as being anything other than an herb, hairpiece, and the outside of something that can be scrambled, or hard-boiled.

-Z-man.