[jyl]

What's the man rule on crying? That needs to be included.

Can you cry at a movie? When reading a book? How about if your best friend is snippy to you? You botch your ballet audition?

Okay then. Suppose your wife leaves you? Your Porsche is totaled? Your arrow misses the hog? (be honest, vash)

Or can you only cry when there's a death? And - what deaths? Do dogs and cats count?

Assuming crying is permitted, what manner of crying? Do you have to be in private? Can you weep in the midst of your buddies, and are they expected to bawl and hug in reponse?
May you employ a hanky?