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29. Any man caught watching a "chick flick" may be optionally given one or more power wedgies by another man or men. Unless he can conclusively prove that watching said "chick flick" directly resulted in his getting laid, in which case other men should (but are not obligated to) buy him a beer.

30. No man may own a car that a 2/3 majority of a 12-man panel classifies as "cute". If one is willed or given to him, he must dispose of it by the most expeditious means possible.

31. A man MAY however drive a "cute" car (as defined in #30) for the sole and exclusive purpose of testing it after repairs for a girlfriend, spouse, significant other or female friend, only. Such vehicles may not be driven - even for short distances - for errands or any other purpose, a man must walk, ride a horse, thumb a ride, whatever in preference.

32. No man may use Jiffy Lube. Ever. Although he can work there. Mandatory 30-day card suspension.

33. No man may ever ask another man "do these pants make my ass look fat?" Mandatory 30-day card suspension.