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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile View Post
29. Any man caught watching a "chick flick" may be optionally given one or more power wedgies by another man or men. Unless he can conclusively prove that watching said "chick flick" directly resulted in his getting laid, in which case other men should (but are not obligated to) buy him a beer.
Perhaps you should revise the punishment, because I propose another rule:

34. No man shall ever touch another man's undergarments. Undergarments include underwear (boxers or briefs), jockstraps, and even undershirts.

And I don't care how much satisfaction a man gets from giving a nerd a wedgie -- that's just not a place a man should be reaching for on another man!!!!
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