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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,837
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Two rednecks are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Aw, crap..." says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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