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The last survivor of the Mexican revolution was being interviewed by PBS.
The interviewer asked, "Did you ever actually meet Pancho Villa?"
"Si, I was walking down the road and there was Pancho taking a sheet - right by de roa! He was embarass and pulled out his gun."
"Peasant!" He say. "Eat dad sheet!"
What could I do, he have a gun? Pancho, he laugh so hard he drop hee's gun. I pick it up and I say, "Now Pancho, now you eeet de sheet!"
"Did I know Pancho Villa? Si, we had lunch togeder."
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