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once upon a time in a land far far away......................there was this kinky gentleman in a red suit named mr. claus. he wanted to have his way with his reindeer. the reindeer wanting NOTHING to do with this.
so they proceeded to kick his azz and doing what reindeer do best............ they DRY GULCHED MR. CLAUS and STOMPED HIM INTO THE GROUND w/their lil hooves!
another fractured fairy tale.
the end.
and the MORAL to this is..............NEVER try and have yer way with a hooved animal.............EVAR!
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if there are TROUT..........there are BEARS!
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