....being sent out at 1 a.m. on a rainy night to purchase tampons. You get the instruction "I need the super absorbent unscented Playtex plastic applicator bio-degradable supers Pearls...you can't miss them they're in a blue box..."
You get to the feminine hygiene section and discover they're ALL IN FRIGGIN' BLUE BOXES.
Invariably you get the wrong ones....after the embarassing price check over the store loudspeaker while the hot 20 something babe is in line behind you.
Thankfully it appears I have forever more been fired from this job
