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More failures in communication.

Maybe i'm just too literal.

Wife calls,

"I'm on the way home, do me a favor and start making some rice, we're making Sushi for lunch."

K, how much rice do you want?

"It's 2 cups water to 1 cup rice, boil it 15 minutes or so"

Got it, how many cups of rice do you want?

"Add some salt if you want, just a little"

K, how much rice am I making?

"I told you, 2 cups water to 1 cup of rice"

Those are directions.

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So you'd like me to make one cup of rice.
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