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Originally Posted by dafischer

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated ... . She asked the
teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

Was she hot??????????????????

An elderly woman in the deep South finds herself in financial difficulties
and had to get a job. Luckily she found one in a hardware store, even though
she knew nothing about hardware. A customer came in and said he needed a
file.

"What kind of file?" she asks.

"I need a flat bastard," he replies.

"Sir! You shouldn't use foul language in front of a lady!"

He replies that he was just giving the name of the file.

So she calls the manager and he confirms, explaining that that is the name
of the kind of file he wants.

So she is still indignant but calms down and waits for the next customer. A
Cajun guy comes in and he, too, asks for a file.

The lady, having come to terms with files, asks, "Do you want a flat
bastard?"

"Naw," he says. "Just give me one of those little round mother-f**kers."