my son wants the corn chips. so i give him the bag. that isn't good enough. he dumps it all over himself. this really annoys me. then i realize that he is still eating them off his lap. the kid is 20 months old. he doesn't give a rat's arse. he proceeds to eat almost all of the chips he spilled. comedy!
dave, anytime you want a lesson, come on out. i have a spare room with a king sized bed. i'll put you up and give you some pointers on the slopes.
