[The Gaijin]

The problem is - if you get caught up in something small like riding a bike on the sidewalk..

I have posed on this before. Guy moves to NYC, out on his bike with no ID, runs afoul of PD making a "quality of life" ticket quota, and spends the weekend in the tank..

Cops refused to call the Mrs. because their cell phone (only phone) was from an outside NYC area code and considered "long distance".