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Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa View Post
here's something. All you guys that think this is great sport, go to a KFC in Harlem sometime and call one of the counterguys a b i t c h. or maybe a nigger. See how far that gets you..
Used to hang out at this hard core biker bar.

One day I make the mistake of bringing one of my guido friends.

Mark orders a Bocce Ball.

Bartender gives him a Bud.

Mark starts to mouth off.

Bartender asks "he with you?" Which was code for "control him or I'm shoving that Bud up his ass then I'm gonna get mad"

I quickly pull Mark aside and instruct him that when a guy with F U C K O F F ! tattoed across his knuckles gives you something other than what you asked for you should thank him and tip him very generously.
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